The Black Mamba - Crazy Nando

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Hey, go get’em, boy
Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor
Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show
Let me introduce you to one of the greatest of all time
I’m talking about Crazy Nando
Even his own shadow shines
Oh, he’s so gorgeous, even the blind can see
He’s a true Casanova, just pure ecstasy
Listen
Call Fernando if you’re feeling sad and low
Call Fernando, Crazy Nando
Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show
Call Fernando, Crazy Nando
He just can’t get enough
He’s a super freak
He’s a love dealer, a pain killer
And he never sleeps
Oh, he’s a womanizer, don’t you ever forget
If you get too exposed, he’s gonna make you sweat
Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor
Lying naked, Crazy Nando
Crazy Nando, in the bedroom with two blondes
Crazy Nando; baby, please don’t go
— Hello. Who is this?
— It's me, honey
— Ooh, baby, it’s you… You know, baby, don’t get me wrong… but i told you
before, don’t call me this late… I’m in the middle of something here
— But I miss you so much…
— Come here, big boy
— Honey? Who’s there with you? Who’s there with you?
— It's nobody, baby
— It's a woman, I can hear it! Don’t lie to me!
— No, baby! Don’t say that! It isn’t true! I’m working. I told you before… I’m
working, I’m working, baby!
— Don't lie to me, Nando! I’m gonna leave you, motherfucker. Don’t call me no
more. Got me? No more!
— No, please, baby! Hang on, baby, please!
Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor
Lying naked, Crazy Nando
Crazy Nando, he’s gonna make it back for more
Gonna make it back, gonna make it back
Nasty Nando, lady lover on the floor
Lying naked, Crazy Nando
Crazy Nando, he’s gonna make it back for more
Gonna make it back, gonna make it back
Right on, brother
You know, after banging these girls six times in a row (What?!),
something unexpected happened…(Who is this?)
— You're banging my wife, motherfucka! I’m gonna kill you!
And all of the sudden, Fernando had to jump out of the window, from the fifth
floor. No pants on, barefoot on the ground… Can you imagine that?
Yeah… And the neighbors came out and scream in unison, like this:
Go, Fernando; Go, Fernando
Get on your feet and run for your life
(Go ahead, one more time)
Go, Fernando; Go, Fernando
Get on your feet and run for your life
(Let the trial begin)
Now it’s time to pray, Fernando
And the payment is overdue
You may cry out loud for Jesus
But there’s nothing He can do
I’ve been nothing but good-loving and love is the only way
You ain’t loving no more
Justice will be served today
Crazy Nando, lying helpless on the floor
Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on a show
And that’s why
And that’s why he’s still helpless on the floor
Lying naked on the floor (Help us)
Lying naked on the floor
Lying naked on the floor
Lying naked on the floor